How to ruin a perfect death

A few months ago, the local fire department offered a free CPR training. Great, I thought, I could save a life! And I signed right up. The training lasted about an hour, during which we trainees were told that to save a person’s life, we might have to press the person’s chest hard enough to break some ribs—but not to worry, that’s O.K. And the technique can be used on anyone a year of age or older. 

I had thought the training would increase my confidence in navigating the world. No longer would I risk being a helpless bystander in the face of tragedy. I could save the day.

But the result was weeks of nightmares. I thought of my late father-in-law Jack. He was beginning to show signs of Alzheimer’s, but otherwise he seemed in good health. On the last day of his life, he worked in his garden, played a game of singles with an old friend, had a stiff drink, then sat down to a lovely stir-fry prepared by his wife of 60-odd years. After a few bites, he fell face-down into his dinner plate. When the EMTs arrived a few minutes later, they pronounced him dead.

Everyone marveled at what a perfect death it was. All the earthly pleasures an upper-middle-class gentleman could desire, followed by a quick and painless heart attack. His papers were in order—had been for years—even detailed instructions on his memorial service’s scheduling (first Saturday post-mortem), guest list (25 names), and menu, including drinks. It should be a party. And it was! His friends counted him lucky to have died the way he did, and they toasted his good fortune.

If I knew then what I know now and I was present for his last dinner, I could have ruined that good death. I could have broken his ribs, caused him horrible pain, only to prolong his descent into helplessness and dementia.

And let’s not even start with breaking little babies’ ribs!

I wish I'd never taken the damned course.

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